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The Greatest Sleep of Your Life!
- This is by far our most popular recording. I guess there's a lot of people who are having a hard time falling asleep. Seems I can't blame them considering all the craziness going on in the world today. Let's all be a little less of the problem shall we? Let me bore you to sleep and slip in some really powerful positive suggestions that will remind you throughout the day how wonderful you really are!
- Funny isn't it how when
we feel better,
everyone seems nicer? Or at least a little less annoying.
Rest well with this one. To give you a hint, we're
not
really going to focus on falling asleep, but remembering dreams.
You can remember dreams right? Yeah that one with
the hippo
in legwarmers, the diet pepsi, and all those tutus on back order?
- And help me get rid of mine. This recording is why all of my recordings are now .99. Times are tough! Don't believe those "glass half-full" types*, the economy sucks. And it's probably not your fault. Hopefully it's not your fault. And guess what, at no point do I ask you to blame yourself for not taking enough, "personal responsibility". What I will do is encourage your subconscious to prepare you for the opportunities ahead.
- "Onward and upward" is
what we like to
say around here. It describes the motion the spoon makes when
we're eating yet another bowl of top ramen. But that's all for naught,
because we believe in you! You can get your brain in the right place,
attune your finance nodes to the next big thing, make millions, and
then adopt us to be your late 30's long lost mooch who lives down in
the boathouse.
- *Unless it's a half-full glass of acid that's being poured all over your once immaculate credit score.
Depression Sucks!
- Depression* can be kinda complex and has something to do with your evil parents and something or other. Unless of course, you're way into past life regressions and were a 13th century cobbler who was dipped in a well for practicing witchcraft or something. We might have to go back a little ways to get to the bottom of that one. Bottom of that...one! You get it? Bottom? Well? Yeah? Anyone? Sigh.
- Suffice it to say, the time is now to get your sense of humor back, your unconditional self-regard set arbitrarily at 100%, and your seasonally affective disordered** ass out of bed.
- And It's time to start taking some, "personal responsibility". Oh wait...
- *
Be sure to keep
seeing
your doctor and taking your meds. This recording will only
complement what you've been prescribed.
- **I know SAD is not
depression. At
least that's what the TV says. Please don't email me.
- Dang, the cat's out of the bag. People have a lot of anxiety. Ever feel like people think you suck? Ever think you are worthless? Ever been told that if you were anymore of a moron, you'd be a genius? Just me? Well we're going to use to power of wind to help dissolve all anxious thoughts and the beliefs that power them.
- Negative beliefs really
are a fossil
fuel and it's time we find a renewable energy source. Let's
go
green on the collective ass of negative thinking. You deserve
to
walk around with your head held high and a smile on your face.
Really for no reason.
- Learn Self Hypnosis, Lose Weight and No Ciggies!
- Say Howdy!
Let me know how well this stuff works! Email me at knowmoretrances@gmail.com
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